A Paranoid Student and A Curious Person

Dear Creampuff, 

Well before I ask anything…is it really anonymous?

-Paranoid Student

Dear Paranoid Student,

Yes, this is completely anonymous. I have no idea who you are or anything about you. 

Hope this helps,

-Creampuff

Dear Creampuff,

How to eat yourself?

-Hungry Human

Dear Hungry Human,

Although creampuffs do taste very good, I would not eat myself. Hopefully, you can avoid cannibalism, as well. In fact, SAGE Dining is a very healthy alternative to this idea. During lunch hours, they have a wide variety of food, and during the day they also have fruit available at all times.

Good luck finding food!

-Creampuff

Dear Creampuff,

Are you Mr. Kaminski in disguise?

-Curious Person

Dear Curious Person,

Unfortunately, I don’t really understand this question, but I hope you can understand where I am coming from. I am a round shell of light pastry filled with whipped cream—Creampuff is a creampuff. Maybe a better question to ask is whether Mr. Kaminski is Creampuff in disguise…

-Creampuff