I ate a creampuff last week and it was really good…sorry.
I’m hurt to my core… my delicious, fluffy, sugary core. I can’t blame you through. (P.S. thanks for not eating me…)
Why do we have to sign out for a free block? I find it dumb.
-Sign-Out Sheet Hater
Dear Sign-Out Sheet Hater,
While this system may seem tedious and unnecessary, this is done so your free block teachers know where you are. Keeping track of students is done in an effort to see where students are going to they aren’t running willy nilly around the school (with Covid-19 risk and germs and everything). Hopefully, you can get past your strong feelings against the sign-out sheets and comply with the system so you aren’t marked absent from your free block.
I have a super important question, do you know the muffin man?
– Muffin Man Enthusiast
Dear Muffin Man Enthusiast,
Oh, I know him alright. We grew up together, but he let the fame get to him if you ask me. He is a different man now. All the fame and money puffed his pastry into a sour and arrogant scone.
Why doesn’t anyone else believe that I am Santa Claus, and I’m going to need the whole month of December off to prepare?
– Mr. Claus (I swear)
Dear Mr. Claus,
I’m not quite sure why no one believes you. Can I be one of your elves so I can get December off too?