Aries (3/21 to 4/19): A big decision is coming soon for you. The answer may lay internally, but don’t trust yourself too much. Consult others around you for advice on your big choice. A good person to ask for advice is Ms. O’Brien. She’s very nice and she was in the Peace Corps.
Taurus (4/20 to 5/20): This is a bad time for relationships for you. You may be volatile and angry, which could affect your relationships. Be careful not to lose anyone important to you or make your teachers upset, especially Mr. Del Nero and Ms. Gloria.
Gemini (5/21 to 6/21): You’ve got good luck coming to you, but don’t hesitate when it comes. Take advantage quickly before you lose your chance. Study especially hard for math this month. Pop quizzes may be on the horizon in all your classes.
Cancer (6/22 to 7/22): You may be feeling especially sad lately for no discernible reason. This will pass, so don’t get to caught up in it. Seek help from others. Don’t let this affect your academics, especially in history.
Leo (7/23 to 8/22): You will have an unexpected encounter this month. It might be a teacher at the grocery store, so watch out. Probably avoid Big Y. If this encounter is not a teacher, it might be something good. 😉
Virgo (8/23 to 9/22): You might see something you don’t want to see in the locker room this month. There is a truth you know but you don’t want to admit that you know it. The best thing to do is accept this truth and move on. And stay out of the locker room.
Libra (9/23 to 10/23): Things make get tough for you this month, but you have what it takes. Your friends are there to support you. Don’t get too focused on negative things like bad grades. Everything will work out. Pre-Calc is not the end of the world. Global warming is the end of the world.
Scorpio (10/24 to 11/21): It is very important that you stay awake in math class this month. You will miss something important if you fall asleep. Maybe coffee can help. I’ve heard it’s not very good in the dining hall but it will be worth it.
Sagittarius (11/22 to 12/21): Watch out for fruit in the dining hall this month. Also make sure you’re prepared for gym class because there will be a surprise coming in that class. Be careful around people wearing red shirts or MacDuffie gear.
Capricorn 12/22 to 1/19): You might be a little over paranoid this month. No, Mr. Wilcox isn’t out to get you, and the Ghost of Locker 214 was probably made up. But I wouldn’t go near that locker and I would study for math class.
Aquarius (1/20 to 2/18): Don’t lose sight of the big picture, but don’t forget about the little victories either. Exams are coming and you need study (especially history), but an A on a quiz is important too. Make sure to stay on top of everything, because you never when an impromptu essay is coming.
Pisces (2/19 to 3/20): You’re going to kill it in the Halloween Costume Contest, but don’t spend too much time on your costume. English class is going to pick up this month and you will regret leaving essays for the last minute.